Drunk.

Hey dawg,
I'm drunk right now.
Lotsa scotch,
then Wild Turkey.
My liver is cast iron.
So don't be hatin',
'cause you can't hold your liquor.
Hey dawg, I'm drunk.
- Fin -

Here's why T.G.I. Friday's sucks.

They over cook their steaks and they water down the whiskey.
Why would anyone do this? 

I once walked into my local TGIF and confronted the management about this. I was cussed at and spit on and this resulted in fisticuffs in the same vein as an action movie.

As the fight lingered on, the cops showed up. I escaped by jumping out of a window and landing in the front seat of my car (windows down).

And that's why TGIF sucks.

- Mouse