Saturday, July 28, 2012

EA doesn't care. EA isn't here. EA gone.

EA is clueless about the gamer, despite owning actual game developers.

They're constantly following gaming trends for the purpose of making a quick buck and not for the benefit of the gamer who they claim to be all about.

No wonder many predict the downfall of EA.

Not dumping on their developers, just them and only them. They haven't changed one bit and all the good their developers do, they take all the credit.

- Mouse

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Charlie Sheen no longer Winning.






After suffering from a severe case of the dreaded illness, "Eeyore-ism", Charlie Sheen no longer seems capable of tapping into his Win.

"I.. don't know what came over me" proclaims Sheen, "It's like having a sugar-crash turned up all the way to 11."

Currently, police investigators are searching through Sheen's home for any sign of illegal drugs and so far nothing is coming up. "He either went through the entirity of his stash or he really does have Eeyore-ism." Explains Sgt. Dingus Kaun of the Malibu P.D., "The illness sounds mentally retarded, but I guess.. it's possible?"

More as this story develops



- Mouse

Friday, July 13, 2012

How do casual gamers, new to gaming, view old school games put up for digital distribution.





TSIA

I want comments on this one. I want to know if anyone knows any newer gamers who view older games with either a sense of "awe" or with disgust because of how dated the graphics look.

- Mouse

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Here's why T.G.I. Friday's sucks.



They over cook their steaks and they water down the whiskey.
Why would anyone do this? 

I once walked into my local TGIF and confronted the management about this. I was cussed at and spit on and this resulted in fisticuffs in the same vein as an action movie.

As the fight lingered on, the cops showed up. I escaped by jumping out of a window and landing in the front seat of my car (windows down).

And that's why TGIF sucks.

- Mouse